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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Next, they tried...

No way

Nuts and Butts

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

No go.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Person infectious with measles traveled through Sky Harbor, health officials say - ABC15 Arizona

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics