What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10

So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Next, they tried...
No way
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Then came..
—
Thumbs down again.
No go.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Person infectious with measles traveled through Sky Harbor, health officials say - ABC15 Arizona
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics